December 2010
75 posts
That awkward moment when you walk past a mirror...
-srslynotamused:
scenefish-:
alyaae:
I’m always like
DAMN, WHO IS THAT FLYASS MOTHERFUCKER.
and then i’m like OH LOL IT’S JUST ME WITH MY AWESOMENESS EXUDING FROM EVERY PART OF MY BODY.
BARNEY :’)
ALL THE TIME ~i wish~
Your parents' expectations of school
iheartnineteen:
farranatasya:
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
LOLOLOL
Where did the word "FUCK" come from?
thesickestlady:
alyaae:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.”...
